Free tools. One less thing to sort out.

Pick a tool, do your thing, and get on with your day. Everything is free and runs in your browser, with no account, subscription, or tracking. What you enter and create stays with you. I can cope without your email address.

Memorable password generator

Turn a few personal memories into a password you stand a chance of remembering. Resetting it every time you log in is certainly a system, but I’m aiming a little higher—or at least trying to keep the damn IT department happy.

Passive-aggressive ipsum

Fill your design with passive-aggressive nonsense so you can get on with the layout. Everyone else can have another meeting about what the website should say. At least this stuff turns up on time.

QR code generator

Get people to your menu, website, or event with a quick scan. Or just have them properly rick-rolled, if that’s the sort of person you’ve decided to be.

CSS gradient generator

Give your website a background with a bit of personality, without spending your afternoon writing CSS. You might still spend your afternoon deciding between two almost identical shades of purple, but I can only help so much.